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Endorsements from friends of Nate:
Aaron: If I were a woman, I'd fall for Nate. Nate would be a good stable baby-daddy.
C*: We decided what we're going to put on your tombstone; Nate was killed by a dead cow. I used to sell Nate in a blanket on the black market. When Nate talks, it's usually the cue to ignore him.
Robbie: I beat Nate at arm wrestling by licking his face. [editor's note: this may or may not be true]
P*: My family is proud of you and your beef-cutting abilities. Some people look like GQ models; Nate looks like a WTF model. You're more important than Mr. Shatner, marginally so.
J*: If Nate fell behind, I'd take a service revolver and off him, bust a cap in his head. You're better looking than Kevin Spacey.
Paige: You could be Bristol Palin's baby daddy!

*Names changed

Conversations with Nate:
"You're going to have a martini and waffles?"
N: "Damn Straight!"

"Have you been drinking?"
N: "No!"
"Maybe you should."

N: "So say you have the body of a god but it's Buddha and you've been drinking..."
"I didn't know Buddha drinks."
N: "This one does."

N: "Will you plan my wedding?"
"Will it involve a flamethrower?"
P.S. Nate's a Christian

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